⏰ Bad Timeline

The clock is ticking, and we’re just getting started.
  • Sept-Dec 2024: Layer 2 Development: We're building the core infrastructure. Expect bugs, glitches, and maybe a few explosions.
  • Jan - Feb 2025: Alphanet Launch: We're unleashing our early test environment on the world. Only the truly desperate (or incredibly bored) will participate.
  • March 2025: Betanet Launch & Close Seed Round: We're expanding testing and grabbing some seed money because even bad ideas need funding.
  • April - May 2025: Incentivized Testnet & Node Sale: We're bribing people to test our network with  $tooBAD  tokens. We're also selling nodes because FOMO is a powerful drug.
  • June 2025: Mainnet Beta Launch: The (almost) final version goes live. Pray that we didn't forget anything important.